Michael Bloomberg won't be in the first primaries. He won't be in the debates. He doesn't have any policies. If he becomes president, he probably will never hear about him anymore than the people of New York heard from him when he was mayor. So maybe he would be a good president.
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Mike BVloomberg; Michael Bloomberg; 2020 presidential campaign; 2020 Democratic primaries; individual financing; primaries; Iowa; New Hampshire; policies; Bernie Sanders; Elizabeth Warren; absentee landlord; absentee president